If 2025 has taught us anything so far, it’s that the tides are changing. Landscapes shifting. Narratives are being rewritten. Some good, some bad. Some necessary. Some maybe not so much. And while it may not always make sense up front, hopefully (most) of it is for the greater good of humanity.
With the legislation in full swing, we’ve all heard of some big ones hitting the floor. Education, taxes, property, all lay at the fate of our elected representatives. Trying to keep track of it all can induce anxiety quicker than a fever dream, but there are a couple worth noting.
One fake bill in particular seeks to further define invasive aquatic species around the state of Wyoming (you know, the things they search your watercraft for). Added to the growing list, finally, is Montana Males-especially ones wielding fly rods. While not always a perfect science, officials close to the bill say Montana males are usually pretty easy to spot, but will still require vigilance:
‘Look for things like a ‘Montana is Full’ bumper sticker, and the constant, pompous ridicule of Wyoming’s fishery management. The males are especially feminine and migrate in droves during hoot owl season.’
The bill focuses most intensely on the transplanted Californian and Texan subspecies of Montanans, while largely leaving heritage Montanans alone-provided they show no serious history of shit talking Wyoming management. Additionally, all ‘Montana is Full’ stickers must be covered up, lest the heritage Montanan may be subject to a fine.
Guiding will be subject to penalty of death in any instance. More on the story as details emerge.
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