Powell, WY
Deep in the throes of recession, Northwest College is leaving no stone unturned in their pursuit of strengthening attendance. The latest proposal in a string of many has the community buzzing with excitement. That's right. A log ride. Right smack in the center of campus. And not just any log ride, The Trappers are eyeballing the Ponderosa 5000!
Given exclusive access, The Telegraph was able to sit down with the president of the college for a fake but crucial interview on the log ride project. Said the president and subsequent PR rep for the project,
'Forget what we call the place. Kids want want a splashtastic experience, not an abundance of programs and staff.'
And there it is, Telegraphers. The art of the deal. Sources close to the enterprise have dished to that while The Ponderosa 5000 is the goal, The Lodgepole 2500 would still be a pretty solid consolation. More on the project as details emerge.
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