'Drunken Tourists' and 'Stinkin' Mud Pots' Added to Mascot List for Rebranded NWC

As discussions surrounding the potential Northwest College rebranding efforts gather momentum, a special council has been brainstorming on what the potential mascot list could be. Ahead of the story, as per usual, The Telegraph has their hands on the list.

Considerations are as follows:

• The Drunken Tourists

• The Stinkin’ Mud Pots

• The Gorin’ Bison

• The Scaldin’ Geysers

• The Stoppin’ Campers

• The Mornin’ Glorys

• The Globe-Destroying Eruptors

• The Clamorin’ Calderas

• The Boardwalk-Ignorin’ Morons

• The Litter Bugs

• The Please Don’t Move-Heres

• The Go-Back-Homes

• The Delist the Freaking Grizzlies Alreadies

• The Elk-Nose-Eating Non-Native Wolves

Trappers be damned, that is a pretty fine list-regardless of where you stand on the issue. Best of luck to our beloved college!